When PIC went to visit his brother in California for a week, I decided the time had come to tackle the first floor, for once and for all. But first, I had to pull up the carpet. And then I had to pull up the staples…
- How hard can it be?
- Pulling staples burns calories, right? My arms are going to look like Michelle Obama’s by the time I finish!
- Maybe I should wear gloves.
- There are like… a LOT of staples here.
- The inventor of staples should be killed. Possibly tortured and killed.
- Okay, this officially sucks.
- I need a massage.
- I need wine.
- There is staple debris in my wine. Maybe if I drink it from a travel coffee mug instead I’ll be able to keep the debris out?
- Drinking wine from a travel coffee mug is GENIUS. I am a genius. Can I…
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