21 Animal Jokes

The Captain's Speech

Do you guys know what a dromedary is? A dromedary is a camel with one hump on its back. “Drome” is pronounced “drama”. “Dary” is pronounced “dairy”. This is vital information. Remember this information. I said remember it!

Now then, this post is going to list twenty-one extremely lame animal jokes. Why? Because my blog is the place to be for nonsense like this.

I came up with these jokes off the top of my head, so if they already exist, I didn’t know. If you don’t understand a joke, that’s not my fault.

The following jokes have not been tested on people. Doing so may result in a loss of friends. Proceed with caw-cawtion.

1. What do you call a cow from New Jersey?

Jersey Milk.

2. What do pigs sleep in at night?

Hammocks.

3. What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

Hip hop.

4. What do you call it when pandas are out…

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